No, you can still breathe under the balls.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
