Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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