Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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