i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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