Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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