He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
