Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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