I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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