Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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