Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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