Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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