yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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