no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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