Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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