Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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