Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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