Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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