guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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