The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Who died my cat blue again?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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