I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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