New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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