Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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