My hand turned me down
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I was not drunk enough for that final.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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