your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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