he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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