The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Randomize
