i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
The beer is more important than you right now.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Randomize
