Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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