guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Randomize
