Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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