Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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