I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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