Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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