but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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