That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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