Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
