ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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