my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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