found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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