are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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