did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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