He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Randomize
