am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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