I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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