I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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