i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
COCAINE IS GR8
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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