No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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