I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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