how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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