is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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