No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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