i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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