I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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