Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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