What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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