I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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