i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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