I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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