i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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