even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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